they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And my parents said I crawled through the house
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
