I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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