so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i out mim tonsoeep
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