Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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