I'm going to jail i love you
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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