Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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