Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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