It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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