Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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