i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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