I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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