Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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