She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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