He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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