if you like me you must not know who I am
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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