Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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