She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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