i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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