My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she smelled like a LAN party
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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