Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Life is so much better after having sex.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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