I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
