She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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