doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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