I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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