Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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