Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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