This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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