Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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