is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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