I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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