Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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