so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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