this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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