he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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