and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I love you. Go after that dick
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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