belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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