No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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