addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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