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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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