I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Randomize
