So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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