i may or may not be watching the land before time
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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