i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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