That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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