I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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