well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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