seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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