umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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