And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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