im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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