You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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