I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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