The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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