honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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