Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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