its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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